May 2013
27 posts
foxnewsofficial:
if i was a rapper i’d be lay-z
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
fake-mermaid:
update in australia: prime minister julia gillard visited a school today and someone threw a sandwhich at her
avengedatthedisco:
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
potter-merlin:
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit...
April 2013
45 posts
“I’ve always been interested in people, but I’ve never liked them.”
– Henry James (via leslieseuffert)
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
updates on my love life:
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
kadabbs:
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
